Top 10 Signs You Might Have an Addiction to Cloth Diapers

Recent observations of cloth diapering families has revealed what specialists now refer to as a “Cloth Diapering Addiction”.  Here are a few of the associated symptoms:

1. Your significant other frequently comments that he/she thought cloth diapers were supposed to SAVE money.

2. You coordinate your baby’s outfits with his/her cloth diapers.

3. You could go easily go two or more weeks without washing diapers and still have clean diapers for baby to use.

4. When people go to your home and see your stash they say “Oh, I didn’t know you ran a cloth diapering business”.

5. You have holiday-themed cloth diapers

6. You can correctly identify various brands of  cloth diapers when a bit of fluff peeks out from other babies’ pants in public.

7. Your child’s name is embroidered on several diapers in your stash.

8. When people ask what to get your baby for a holiday or birthday you gift, you send them a link to your cloth diaper registry.

9. You can correctly decode the following: AIO, AI2, PUL, RLR, CD, CPF, H&L, BG, and FB.

10. You belong to and actively participate on multiple cloth diapering forums.

Diagnosis:

If you can answer “YES” to 3-5 of the above you have a mild case of cloth diaper addiction.

If you can answer “YES” to 6-8 of the above you have a moderate case of cloth diaper addiction.

If you can answer “YES” to more than 8 of the above you have a serious case of cloth diaper addiction.

Treatment options:

Successful treatment for cloth diapering addiction is limited. In fact the only known cure is for your child to be potty trained. In which case some addicts will have another baby just so they can continue to use cloth diapers.

-Sarah 😉

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One Response to “Top 10 Signs You Might Have an Addiction to Cloth Diapers”

  1. Cheryll says:

    AAAGGGHHH!!! This is me! HAHAHAHAHA!